Sunday, March 12, 2006

Chuck Norris Facts

This site is great: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

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